The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
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