Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
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