Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
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