My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
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