I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
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