The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’ ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’ I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house." Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-" Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
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