What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
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