What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
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