Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
what game does an emo love hang man
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
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