My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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