Game jokes

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

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What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.

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%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in

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I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)

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Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.

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Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap

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What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS

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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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