What’s an emo’s favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you
When you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that?
Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What is Hitler’s favorite game?
Nahtzee
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