What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
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