What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
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