Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
what game does an emo love hang man
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
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