Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
what game dose an emo hate the most??? LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
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