What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
what game does an emo love hang man
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
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