Game jokes

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

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Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input

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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.

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What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.

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