I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
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