Game jokes

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

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ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

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I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????

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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

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Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

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when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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