what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
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