What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
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