Game jokes

Did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America — 8 Ethiopia — didn’t

What’s an orphans least favorite game.

Baseball because they can’t find home plate.

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Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

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I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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What is an emos favourite game?

Hangman

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What game dose an emo hate the most???

LIFE!!!

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What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS

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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

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What’s an Orphan’s favorite game?

Who’s your daddy

(Go look up the game)

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What game does an emo love

Hang man

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman

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What do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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