Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
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