What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
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