A new game the whole family can play… Incest
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
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