What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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