Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
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