Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
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