Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
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