what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
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