Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
f@ck the green bay packers
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
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