What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
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