What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
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