Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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