Green jokes

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit

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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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