Green jokes

Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit

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if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)

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What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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what is green grass you tard

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