Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
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