Green jokes

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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