Green jokes

Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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If red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

Some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

Lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

Lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

Black killd red black is the win lol

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,

“Boo.”

“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”

Jack sat down next to her and smiled.

“I figured

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Whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm?

A frog in a blender

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What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

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