What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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