What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
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