Green jokes

What is green grass you tard

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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).

I gatherd some slapies.

The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!

I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch

Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

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Why did the carrots laugh?

They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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What’s green and smells of bacon???

KERMITS FINGERS??

Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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