I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
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