Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
what is green grass you tard
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
f@ck the green bay packers
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
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