What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
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