Green jokes

What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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