Green jokes

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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f@ck the green bay packers

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There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.

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