Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
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