Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
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