Green jokes

What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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