Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
f@ck the green bay packers
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