Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
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