Green jokes

So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender

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this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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