A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
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