Green jokes

Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

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this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender

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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…

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Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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what terns green purple and white? A chameleon

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