What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
f@ck the green bay packers
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
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