Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
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