whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
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