Green jokes

What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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