What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
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