Green jokes

What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…

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Why did the camle cross the road

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

A pool table.

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

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This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more

Its not funny i know

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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