What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
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