what is green grass you tard
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
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