What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
f@ck the green bay packers
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
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