What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
what is green grass you tard
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
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