Hell jokes

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides? ! I guess my sister needs new friends…

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My friend:What are you doing Me:I?m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I?m boiling the hell out of it.

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A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend.:)

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

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A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, “Can I touch it?”. The little boy looks back at her and says, “Hell no, you already broke yours off!”.

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My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

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What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell

The teacher asked a young boy in primary school “Can you tell me the alphabet?”

To which the boy replies “No”

The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.

At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks “Can you tell me the alphabet?”

“Shut up”

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A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing? ”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”

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How do angels?? make holy water???

They boil the hell out of it.

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Jaylie??: I don’t care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey??: It’s funny!

Jaylie??: He said “Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!” That’s not funny, harv!

Harvey??: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie??: Sorry but I’m a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey??: That’s not true!

Jaylie??: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey??: SHUSH!!!

Kalierien??: Hi guys hows your day?

Harvey? ?: Good!

Jaylie??: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien:??SAME!!!

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If you don’t like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON’T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say ‘hey here are your parents’ then grab nothing. perfect example.

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