How do angels ?? make holy water ??? They boil the hell out of it.
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing? ”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people… I know, I’m going to hell…
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
ahem… if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general, answer the phone with this Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you? or hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you? some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: “Local calls are free”.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell… because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF??????
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell
Hell you f@ck bitch dick
What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.
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