School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
How do angels ?? make holy water ??? They boil the hell out of it.
do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days listening to your teacher not haveing your phone/ game / tv not haveing niccotine
Bick: Jesus isn’t real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT. The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell. Ron: f@ck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves. Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell… because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
aw hell naw dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, “Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?”
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won’t ever see my dog again! Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life. I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Why can’t heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
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