As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”
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