High jokes

What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole

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like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.

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Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

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Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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