High jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

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There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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When dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

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When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

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