What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone
wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
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