High jokes

a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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wanna hear a joke… idk im too high

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging

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All school meetings introductions: Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!” Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!” High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,” One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

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Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

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