High jokes

wanna hear a joke… idk im too high

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When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

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Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends

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Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??

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The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

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People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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