So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
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