High jokes

What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

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What do yo get if you eat sugar. High

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Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

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