%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
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