High jokes

Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

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Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly?

A gay man in Iran

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What’s an orphans high school nickname

Lone stone

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When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

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Wanna hear a joke… idk im too high

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows

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THIS IS A RYTHME

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress

And they had a little fun

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

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One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,

She looked surprised.

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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