Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
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