So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
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