High jokes

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends

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Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair

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When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

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. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad

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one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging

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Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.

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What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole

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