High jokes

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??

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wanna hear a joke… idk im too high

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad

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There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”

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Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

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What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.