What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
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