When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
All school meetings introductions: Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!” Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!” High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,” One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
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