High jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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What do yo get if you eat sugar. High

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone

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People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends

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What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

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Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair

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