I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
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