like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
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