If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.
All school meetings introductions: Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!” Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!” High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,” One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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