High jokes

A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

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Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.

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a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

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What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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