%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast- ?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie - ?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids- ?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ?? I just want to die because I’m so sad Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
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