High jokes

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”

Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”

The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 — When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging…. why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home!. a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room…. what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees…. what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad

The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?”

“Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”

I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.