I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
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