High jokes

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows

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What do yo get if you eat sugar. High

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I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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