What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
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