a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
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