High jokes

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Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress

And they had a little fun

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

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The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.

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Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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Why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging…. why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home!. a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room…. what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees…. what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly?

A gay man in Iran

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What do you call dynamite on steroids? — High Explosive.

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When dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”

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