High jokes

Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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All school meetings introductions: Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!” Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!” High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,” One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

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Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??

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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.

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One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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