I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
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