I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
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