A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
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