making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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