Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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