Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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