If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
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