Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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