When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Depression hits harder than my dad
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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