I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
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