My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
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