When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
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