Hit jokes

Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

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Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

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What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit

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Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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