making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Depression hits harder than my dad
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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