What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
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