Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Depression hits harder than my dad
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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