I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
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