Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
“I’d hit that”
Depression hits harder than my dad
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Doctor: what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
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