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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up!
Whoever took my anti-depressent pills
I hope your f@cking happy
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
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