Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Hope this good
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
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