twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
Hope this good
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I’ll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I’ll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I’m unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
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