So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
Hope this good
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
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