My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer. ” I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash just kidding
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
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