I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
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