Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
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