Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
My hopes and dreams
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
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