(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain… Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :) AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’ ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’ I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house." Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-" Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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