a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery boss: “we have to let you go.” surgeon: “I protest innocence.” boss: “how?” surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ” boss: “get out”
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.
“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
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