what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
You dream with 4k As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
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