Job jokes

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

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I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??

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I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.

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this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

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I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage

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