My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000. The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
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