What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
What do you call sex in the world trade center? An inside job.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
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