I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call sex in the world trade center? An inside job.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
RUS | ENG
