I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him. They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
I have a funny joke: my life
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