What’s My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa? His life insurance…
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
life is like giving head…it always sucks
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
My mom trying to get me to do dishes Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes. Me: Why did you? Mom: I was very drunk… Explains a lot…
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
“Don’t worry! Life goes on” “Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
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