I have a funny joke: my life
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a f@cking oven
What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
life is like giving head…it always sucks
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
The closest thing in a depression person’s life is a knife and his/her throat
How do you know when an orphan is lying. When they say I swear on my mother’s life
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
%%Rules of Dark humor: All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. Sincerely, Zane
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
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