What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same? it only takes one of each to end your life.
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
%%Rules of Dark humor: All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. Sincerely, Zane
People say that life is short I say… Life is the longest thing we ever do
“Don’t worry! Life goes on” “Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better… But now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.
when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
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