My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory? Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
Define abnormal life. Waking up everyday living a sane life! I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same? it only takes one of each to end your life.
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
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