What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
I have a funny joke: my life
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
What’s My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa? His life insurance…
The closest thing in a depression person’s life is a knife and his/her throat
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
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