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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My life Tell me when you get it
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
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