I have a funny joke: my life
“Don’t worry! Life goes on”
“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better… But now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
But now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
Whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying “Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida.” I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was “You unplugged my life support”, that’s when I called the doctor… Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??
Im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.
Who needs April fools…
When your whole life is a joke?
Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
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