What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory? Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
Define abnormal life. Waking up everyday living a sane life! I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
How do you know when an orphan is lying. When they say I swear on my mother’s life
What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
People say that life is short I say… Life is the longest thing we ever do
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
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