It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
“Don’t worry! Life goes on”
“Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
What’s the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!
Your so fat you could sell shade!
Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!! Are these good
You looking for jokes? i have one, your life
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a f@cking oven
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