Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him. They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
life’s too short to want it.
Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? Then there is me: My life.
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
My life Tell me when you get it
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
What’s My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa? His life insurance…
what makes a nuke and divorce the same? it only takes one of each to end your life.
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