My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
The closest thing in a depression person’s life is a knife and his/her throat
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.
when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
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