You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn… If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
what makes a nuke and divorce the same? it only takes one of each to end your life.
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
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