What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.
My mom trying to get me to do dishes Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes. Me: Why did you? Mom: I was very drunk… Explains a lot…
People say that life is short I say… Life is the longest thing we ever do
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
“Don’t worry! Life goes on” “Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
What’s My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa? His life insurance…
Define abnormal life. Waking up everyday living a sane life! I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same? it only takes one of each to end your life.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
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