Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology! ” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him. They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
People say that life is short I say… Life is the longest thing we ever do
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
“Don’t worry! Life goes on” “Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
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