sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
RUS | ENG
