What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
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