Lost jokes

Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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