Lost jokes

what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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