Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
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