Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
RUS | ENG
