How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
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