Lost jokes

Why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar

Because he Lost May!!

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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

— Where’e my tractor?!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where’s my tractor?

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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What do u call a mexican who’s lost his car

Carlos

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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