I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
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