Lost jokes

Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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