I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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