Lost jokes

Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost may.

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

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Sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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What do u call a mexican who’s lost his car

Carlos

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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