Lost jokes

Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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