Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
RUS | ENG
