You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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