Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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