Lost jokes

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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