Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
Roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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