Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
RUS | ENG
