Lost jokes

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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