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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
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