Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
RUS | ENG
