Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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