Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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