i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
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