How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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