what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
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