Lost jokes

Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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