How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
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