Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
RUS | ENG
