I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
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